Alaskan Malamute T-Shirt

$22.00

"Alaskan Malamute T-Shirt – Majestic, Mighty, and 100% Floof!" ❄️🐺

For those who live with a Malamute—the Arctic’s answer to a freight train with a fur coat—this tee is your tribute to the breed that’s stronger than your sled, louder than your alarm, and cuddlier than your favorite blanket.

Why This Tee is Malamute-Approved:

Built for Adventure – Heavyweight yet breathable fabric (just like your Mal’s double coat—minus the shedding).
Epic Designs – Choose from:

  • "Snowstorm on Legs" humor

  • Vintage expedition poster art

  • "I Pull Sleds & Heartstrings" charm
    For Owners Who:

  • Consider dog hair a condiment

  • Know "walk" means you being towed

  • Have accepted their role as chief ear-scritcher

Warning: Side effects may include:

  • Random howling duets at 3 AM

  • Neighbors asking "Is that a WOLF?!" (for the 100th time)

  • An irrational urge to buy stock in vacuum cleaners

Available in glacier gray, midnight black, and "Floof Titan" white—because every Malamute deserves a shirt as legendary as their pawprint!

Born wild. Raised spoiled. Loved beyond measure. 🏔️💙 Grab yours—if you can keep up!

*P.S. Comes with built-in respect from all other dog owners (you’ve earned it).*

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  • Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
  • Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.