Great Dane T-Shirt
"Great Dane T-Shirt – Gentle Giant, King of the Couch!" 🐾👑
For those who adore majestic size, heart-melting goofiness, and the world’s largest lap dogs, this tee is a tribute to the Great Dane—the breed that proves bigger really is better! Whether your Dane is a leaner, a drool maestro, or a professional bed hog, this shirt lets you celebrate the ultimate "horse dog" in style.
Why This Tee is a Must-Have:
✔ Extra-Soft & Roomy Fit – Designed for comfort (because if your Dane fits, you probably don’t).
✔ Iconic Designs – Choose from "I’m Not a Horse" humor, regal portrait art, or "Dane Life: Eat, Sleep, Lean Repeat" vibes—because owning a Dane is its own comedy show.
✔ Instant Dane Squad Bonding – Guaranteed to attract fellow giant-breed lovers at the park, vet office, or anywhere "How much do they eat?!" is a frequent question.
✔ Perfect For: Owners who know a 150lb lap dog is totally normal—and wouldn’t have it any other way.
Warning: Side effects may include:
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Strangers asking, "Do you have a saddle for that thing?" (Spoiler: You’ve heard it 1,000 times.)
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Sudden urges to buy stock in paper towels (Drool. Everywhere.).
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An irrational love of being used as a backrest (It’s fine. They’re fine.)
Available in classic harlequin, sleek black, and "Warning: May Sit On You" designs—because every Dane deserves a shirt as larger-than-life as they are! 🛋️🐕
Own the couch. Own the sidewalk. Own your Great Dane pride! 🌟🚨 Snag yours today!
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Animal Insights
- Email: animal-insights-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the lead and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Great Dane T-Shirt Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
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XS
|
27
|
16 1/2
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|
S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|