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Miniature Schnauzer T-Shirt

$22.00

"Miniature Schnauzer T-Shirt – Big Attitude, Mustache Goals!" 🎩✂️

For those who adore the feisty, bearded charm of the Miniature Schnauzer—this tee is your tribute to the breed that’s equal parts sophisticated gentleman and mischievous scamp! Whether your Schnauzer is a professional squirrel chaser, a treat-demanding boss, or a cuddly lap dictator, this shirt lets you rep the ultimate "small dog with big opinions".

Why This Tee is Schnauzer-Approved:

✔ Durable & Comfortable – Just like your Schnauzer’s signature wiry coat (but way less scratchy).
✔ Witty & Classic Designs – Choose from:

  • "Mustache & Mischief" vintage portraits

  • "Napoleon Complex Included" humor

  • "Bark Now, Ask Questions Later" truth bombs
    ✔ For Owners Who:

  • Are professional beard wipers

  • Have mastered the "Schnauzer side-eye" stare-off

  • Know "quiet walk" is an oxymoron

Warning: Side effects may include:

  • Excessive mustache grooming (yours or theirs)

  • A backyard that resembles a military obstacle course (squirrel patrol duty)

  • Sudden urges to explain "No, they’re NOT a Scottie!"

Available in salt-and-pepper gray, classic black, and "Bossy & Proud" red—because every Schnauzer deserves a shirt as bold as their personality!

Small package. Big voice. Even bigger ego. 🎤🐾 Grab yours and let the world know who’s really in charge (spoiler: it’s the 15lb beard with legs).

P.S. Machine washable—unlike your Schnauzer’s stubborn streak.

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More details

  • Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
  • Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester

Size & Fit

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

Miniature Schnauzer T-Shirt Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width
XS
27
16 1/2
S
28
18
M
29
20
L
30
22
XL
31
24
2XL
32
26
3XL
33
28
4XL
34
30
5XL
35
32

Our suppliers provide the measurements listed here. There may be a slight variation in product dimensions of up to 2 inches (5 cm).

Helpful hint! Compare the measurements of a product you own at home with those listed in this guide.

A Length

Start the tape at the collar's edge at the top of the tee (at the Highest Point Shoulder). Extend the tape to the shirt's bottom.

B Width

Begin at the seam just below the sleeve and stretch the tape across to the seam under the opposite sleeve.